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Rob Lowe is not a trailblazer least, as far as Monday's Comedy Central Roast was concerned. Following in the footsteps of Pamela Anderson, Justin Bieber, James Franco and others, the 52 year old actor allowed comics and friends to mock him mercilessly. On the dais: Jimmy Carr, Ann Coulter, Pete Davidson, Nikki Glaser, Jewel, Ralph Macchio, Peyton Manning, Rob Riggle and Jeff Ross.

David Spade served as the Roast Master.

Taped Aug. 27 on the Sony lot outside Hollywood, the roasters took turns teasing the 52 seattle seahawks jerseys year old man of honor of course, each other. After Lowe, Coulter was the night's main target. "I'm just glad there's something left of me," the actor told reporters after the taping. "I think I'm in tatters still up there on that stage. But they were all so funny and I cheap ncaa jerseys just love a good joke."

In Lowe's opinion, did any of the jokes go too far? "It's like you're in the NFL hit hard," said the star, whose friend Gwyneth Paltrow declined to do the nfl jerseys cheap roast. "This is the NFL. You're here to hit hard. There are other places to do soft jokes. You want to bring your soft s t, f king do a late night show. But if you're on a Comedy Central roast, you better bring your A game."

Here are the comedy special's 25 best burns (in no particular order):

Jimmy Carr:

"In the '80s Rob was a member of the Brat Pack. Or as they're now collectively known, the C List."

"Ralph Macchio: Obviously not the first choice of Rob's '80s co stars to be here tonight, but Tom Cruise is too famous and Patrick Swayze isn't answering his phone. When Comedy Central was putting together the lineup for tonight, Ralph Macchio's name was at the very top of the list that list was marked 'Worst Case Scenario.'"

"Ann is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet face bitches alive. It's not too late to change, Ann. You racist c t."

"Ann Coulter is here. If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?"

"Peyton Manning's here. I f king love Peyton Manning. He's the s t. Really, you're a f king Adonis. I hate you. You look like you're sculpted. You put the 'statue' in 'statutory rape.' God, I had such a crush on you when I was a little girl. If only I'd known that's when I had my best shot."

"God, it's white up here. It's the only way we could get Ann Coulter, though."

"Ann, you are awful. The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave."

"Ann Coulter has written 11 books if you include Mein Kampf."

"Oh, Ann. What's it like to be a real life super villain? I'd ask you how you sleep at night, but I assume it's upside down in a coat like in 101 Dalmatians."
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